the marvelous world of robynn ilashchuk |
the life & times of the world's worst baroness |
There was a girl - a very strange, enchanted girl
They say she wandered very far, very far, over land and sea
A little shy and sad of eye, but very wise was she
And then one day, a magic day she passed my way
And while we spoke of many things, fools and kings, this she said to me:
Cuddler of puppies, purveyor of sarcasm, connoisseuse of cheap wine, frightener of small children, hammerer of grammar, police of fashion, wise-ass-know-it-all.
