the marvelous world of robynn ilashchuk |
the life & times of the world's worst baroness |
… I’m going to hire you to follow me around and play your tambourine like that EVERYWHERE I GO. I would never have a bad day again.
That is all.
No it’s not. Your days off will include, but not be limited to every day I happen to have a hangover.
NOW that is all.
Cuddler of puppies, purveyor of sarcasm, connoisseuse of cheap wine, frightener of small children, hammerer of grammar, police of fashion, wise-ass-know-it-all.
